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If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 08, 2012 6:41 am
by CommanderKool
So guys, I was thinking about this just for fun...but what would happen if Ellen had her own country? Of course, we'd all be residents of said country (which we can name). Let's start listing off things about this country! I'll start!

If Ellen Page had her own country....

1) Ellen would be our Queen. (Obviously) :king:

2) Our National bird would be the Robin. (If you've seen SUPER, you'll know why) :laugh:

3) Our National Sport: Roller Derby

4) You can go to school to study Inception

So, I got this started...let's make our own country!

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 08, 2012 7:21 am
by UCFRdWarrior
Not sure Ellen would go for being Queen. More like Prime Minister :wink:

All of the government vehicles would be Toyota Previas

We would shoot babies from t-shirt guns at sporting events

Oh, and, do not even consider emigrating if you are a pedophile

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 08, 2012 9:38 am
by bluetoes591
Telecommuting would be strongly encouraged.

There would be a bee hive on every street corner.

Television would be viewed in little fragments of picture.

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 08, 2012 1:51 pm
by LeeKwanYoung
Oh my god people here are so creative... um... I'll go with that

Only smart people will live there

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 08, 2012 6:15 pm
by CommanderKool
lololololololololololol Way to use a movie pun!!!!

OH!

We take the law into our own hands. (Just like CB and Boltie always wanted)

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 09, 2012 6:57 am
by UCFRdWarrior
All perfect SAT students will go to Stanford

Stryper t-shirts will be cool, again

All guitars to be named "Roosevelt"

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 09, 2012 12:34 pm
by plexus
Smoking pot would be legal (I'm referring to 'Smart People').

There would be a national juggling artists team.

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 09, 2012 6:17 pm
by CommanderKool
What should we name this country? Hmmm......

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 10, 2012 7:05 am
by bluetoes591
The national female soccer team would be a good one.

Short haircuts would be popular with young women.

Men would be afraid to use the internet.

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 10, 2012 12:31 pm
by plexus
CommanderKool wrote:What should we name this country? Hmmm......
As an old Billy Joel fan, my first response would be: "Ellentown", but 'town' doesn't really apply.
bluetoes591 wrote:Short haircuts would be popular with young women.
Woot woot for that :)


Or maybe a half shaved head would be popular, too.

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 10, 2012 8:50 pm
by CommanderKool
OH.

Dom would definitely be our Ambassador.

Also, I think we should declare this new found country......EPOLANDIA!! (EPO-landia)

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 10, 2012 11:14 pm
by JimH
CommanderKool wrote:OH.

Dom would definitely be our Ambassador.

Also, I think we should declare this new found country......EPOLANDIA!! (EPO-landia)
Not to be confused with PORTLANDIA :lol2:

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 11, 2012 1:14 pm
by Dominik
Orange juice would only be available in 5 litre bottles
There would be a strict protection regime for honey bees and dolphins

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 12, 2012 3:15 am
by Glee Plane
Every activity would start with a chair and end with a totem spinning.

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 12, 2012 8:15 am
by CommanderKool
Hamburger phones are mandatory in every household.

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 12, 2012 3:06 pm
by XeXe
1. You can punish criminals by smashing their legs by your car.
2. You can go to someone's dream to steal some secrets or just to talk with your pal (phones will be retarded).
3. All browsers' home page is EPO by default.
4. Every car has democracynow sticker.
5. Bees are members of society, they are protected by government and they have their own pathes on roads (like bike pathes), also developed road sign "skip the bee" ..and maybe bees have voting rights :rolleye:
6. There is only a healthy food, no fastfood at all! 100% of waste is recyclable. No pesticides as well.
7. No gas - oil is evil! Only electric cars.

I think I should stop here, before I started planning how to conquer some territory for this wonderful country :laugh:

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Jul 01, 2012 11:55 pm
by CommanderKool
I don't think Ellen will allow us to take over. She would probably want us to take a more, you know, peaceful route. Like..maybe we can all inhabit a place, and slowly dominate? :laugh:

-- Jul 01, 2012 3:55 pm --

I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!

Our National Anthem would be Journey's "Don't Stop Believing"

If Ellen had her own country......

Posted: Feb 15, 2014 2:33 pm
by abraxas17
You can download ghosts on Halloween and resolve their problems.