If Ellen had her own country......

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Feb 08, 2012 6:41 am

So guys, I was thinking about this just for fun...but what would happen if Ellen had her own country? Of course, we'd all be residents of said country (which we can name). Let's start listing off things about this country! I'll start!

If Ellen Page had her own country....

1) Ellen would be our Queen. (Obviously) :king:

2) Our National bird would be the Robin. (If you've seen SUPER, you'll know why) :laugh:

3) Our National Sport: Roller Derby

4) You can go to school to study Inception

So, I got this started...let's make our own country!
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Feb 08, 2012 7:21 am

Not sure Ellen would go for being Queen. More like Prime Minister :wink:

All of the government vehicles would be Toyota Previas

We would shoot babies from t-shirt guns at sporting events

Oh, and, do not even consider emigrating if you are a pedophile
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Feb 08, 2012 9:38 am

Telecommuting would be strongly encouraged.

There would be a bee hive on every street corner.

Television would be viewed in little fragments of picture.
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Feb 08, 2012 1:51 pm

Oh my god people here are so creative... um... I'll go with that

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Feb 08, 2012 6:15 pm

lololololololololololol Way to use a movie pun!!!!

OH!

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Feb 09, 2012 6:57 am

All perfect SAT students will go to Stanford

Stryper t-shirts will be cool, again

All guitars to be named "Roosevelt"
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Feb 09, 2012 12:34 pm

Smoking pot would be legal (I'm referring to 'Smart People').

There would be a national juggling artists team.
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Feb 09, 2012 6:17 pm

What should we name this country? Hmmm......
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Feb 10, 2012 7:05 am

The national female soccer team would be a good one.

Short haircuts would be popular with young women.

Men would be afraid to use the internet.
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Feb 10, 2012 12:31 pm

CommanderKool wrote:What should we name this country? Hmmm......
As an old Billy Joel fan, my first response would be: "Ellentown", but 'town' doesn't really apply.
bluetoes591 wrote:Short haircuts would be popular with young women.
Woot woot for that :)


Or maybe a half shaved head would be popular, too.
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Feb 10, 2012 8:50 pm

OH.

Dom would definitely be our Ambassador.

Also, I think we should declare this new found country......EPOLANDIA!! (EPO-landia)
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Feb 10, 2012 11:14 pm

CommanderKool wrote:OH.

Dom would definitely be our Ambassador.

Also, I think we should declare this new found country......EPOLANDIA!! (EPO-landia)
Not to be confused with PORTLANDIA :lol2:
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Feb 11, 2012 1:14 pm

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Every activity would start with a chair and end with a totem spinning.
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Feb 12, 2012 8:15 am

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Feb 12, 2012 3:06 pm

1. You can punish criminals by smashing their legs by your car.
2. You can go to someone's dream to steal some secrets or just to talk with your pal (phones will be retarded).
3. All browsers' home page is EPO by default.
4. Every car has democracynow sticker.
5. Bees are members of society, they are protected by government and they have their own pathes on roads (like bike pathes), also developed road sign "skip the bee" ..and maybe bees have voting rights :rolleye:
6. There is only a healthy food, no fastfood at all! 100% of waste is recyclable. No pesticides as well.
7. No gas - oil is evil! Only electric cars.

I think I should stop here, before I started planning how to conquer some territory for this wonderful country :laugh:
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Jul 01, 2012 11:55 pm

I don't think Ellen will allow us to take over. She would probably want us to take a more, you know, peaceful route. Like..maybe we can all inhabit a place, and slowly dominate? :laugh:

-- Jul 01, 2012 3:55 pm --

I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!

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