500 things you've learned from Ellen Page and her movies

[HeartHer]

324. Kissing Ellen does not draw attention away from you
325. When someone tells you "Don't think about Ellen Page", you do think about her

Welcome Glee Plane! Both very true, I'm pretty sure someone kissing Ellen would get a ton of attention and I know from personal experience if someone tells me to shut up about Ellen Page it's the last thing I do... In fact it usually ends in me watching Juno again .

326. Young women who blow torch their teacher's cars still have a chance to go and be extremely successful and get over their rebel phase.

[it-must-be-love]

326. Young women who blow torch their teacher's cars still have a chance to go and be extremely successful and get over their rebel phase.

hahaha good point! that one was from her last radio interview xD

327. You can say "you know what I mean" thousand times per minute and your fans will still love you.

[Glee Plane]

328. Jobs that are not strictly speaking legal can be fun.
329. When in a tough situation, improvising may be the best solution.

[UCFRdWarrior]

330. Jonathan Torrens (CBC interviewer), like fellow Haligoinians Denny Doherty and Ellen....appeared in Pit Pony and Trailer Park Boys

[GiveHimTheKick]

331. In Canada, 48 minutes is considered to be an hour.

[Glee Plane]

332. Ellen has been in so many great movies with great actors, directors, etc. that it is viable and fun to use her to play Six Degrees

[HeartHer]

332. Ellen has been in so many great movies with great actors, directors, etc. that it is viable and fun to use her to play Six Degrees

Yay you saved this topic! We have to get to 500 eventually.

333. British talk show couches are far different than those in America and Canada.
334. The guest chair on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson is designed for people approximately twice Ellen's size, seeing as she took up about half of it.
335. If you insult Ellen's dogs, Ellen will insult you right back.
336. When Ellen curses on a talk show "the world's gonna collapse!"
337. Some jerks are trying to steal away net neutrality and make us pay for everything:
http://www.alternet.org/media/147881/th ... izon_deal/
338. If you are a girl, after about 10 years from when you bought them, your Barbie roller skates will still most likely fit.
339. Some people are talented enough that they can hold their breath long enough to have sex underwater.

[Glee Plane]

340. Architecture students who design dreams like to wear scarves
341. Nova Scotia is actually not that far away from USA, about 100 miles east of Maine

[GiveHimTheKick]

342. Girls in their early 20's know how to make dynamite/bombs.
343. It is possible for a woman to rape a man.
344. Tazers work best when the other person is wet.

[Glee Plane]

345. Ellen really enjoys the "honest" aspect of working with Christopher Nolan
346. Being a pseudo-superhero may be even better than being someone with real powers

[HeartHer]

347. Line cutters, murderers, pimps, rapists, and thieves all deserve the same punishment: repeated bashing of the head with a monkey wrench.
348. Getting 2nd in a competition of 2 is something to celebrate, even if your coach tells you you still suck.
349. Biochemists allow their daughters to drink heavy amounts of alcohol with no punishment... and then they share ice cream.

[Glee Plane]

350. Juggling a soccer ball on a late night talk show = Win
351. One way to impress someone is to build an endless mirror

[GiveHimTheKick]

352. If you learn the plays you win the games!
353. Cold lasagne is comfort food for some.
354. Trying to look pathetic on purpose so your best friend will forgive you actually works.

[HeartHer]

350. Juggling a soccer ball on a late night talk show = Win

Somehow I had yet to see this. That was rather amazing, it was pretty funny how nervous she got about doing a little soccer stunt on TV considering as an actor she has to constantly deal with much more nerve wracking things than showing off a tiny bit of sports skill. The whole deal about Amsterdam was fantastic too .

354. After drinking really good coffee the best thing to do to calm down is to watch a buddy cop movie starring Whoopi Goldberg and a dinosaur.

[JerseyDevil65]

355. Bodeen is a tiny town off South 84.

[HeartHer]

356. The single most awesome way to have sex: underwater.

[Glee Plane]

Just saw Wilby Wonderful, an excellent film!

357. When you kiss a smoker, your breath becomes smoky too
358. Sometimes you just have to say no to peer pressure
359. You call your mother "stupid", you are probably the stupid one

[plexus]

360. "We don't have to parallel park in Nova Scotia."

From the "The Tracy Fragments" film footage. It's not a line from the movie, it's Ellen talking as Ellen right before the clapper shuts close.

For those who have the files, it's take 34.162.1.1 in week 2 (34.162.1.1.mov)

[Glee Plane]

360. "We don't have to parallel park in Nova Scotia."

Thanks for rebooting the topic!

361. Circular mazes are more difficult to solve than rectangular ones
362. If you key a car, you will be punished dearly

[321akrew]

363. If you ever saw bunch of ducks trying to drown another duck, don't yelling on them 'cause then you will be wondering how weird you've looked.

Sorry if I've made some mistakes, I'm 13 and english is not my native language.