500 things you've learned from Ellen Page and her movies

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Feb 03, 2009 9:09 am

Over at IMDb a topic was started regarding 100 things you've learned from Ellen Page movies. I think we can extend this to 100+x things about Ellen and her movies and I'm pretty sure we can complete this list while the last entry on the IMDb was added almost 4 days ago (#46).

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1. Pedophiles shouldn't talk to little girls online cause then they might almost get castrated, by the little girl
2. Don't get pregnant at 16
3. Don't hypnotize your little brother
4. The merry-go-round is the safest place in the world
5. It is wicked awesome to wear long, multicolored socks while giving birth
6. Never lose your little brother while doing it with a guy inside a car
7. Ellen Page has a hot six pack
8. Don't ever ever ever leave your kids with some psycho lady with like 5 kids
9. Embryos (fetuses?) have fingernails
10. Never join a cult that's led by a guy who doesn't own a shirt
11. Ellen Page looks great with no pants on
12. The summers in Halifax are "heavenly"
13. Cartoons are just people in costumes
14. The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are "actors"
15. Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman does NOT mean that a girl is ready to do what a woman does (lol)
16. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, an adult is supposed to ignore it, not encourage it
17. If a kid says "hey, let's make screwdrivers!", an adult is supposed to take the alcohol away and not race them to the next drink
18. The Breakfast Club has a very sexist and stereotypical ending
19. Your real mother might be spying on you in a car outside your foster mother's gift shop
20. Halifax gets about 12 minutes of summer
21. Microwaves are like magic to tranparent sluts
22. Ellen Page likes Patti Smith
23. Ellen Page gets nervous when hosting SNL
24. Red cars are the coolest, followed by black cars
25. Ellen Page can't vote in America
26. Can make a dude go diarrhea by jerking too hard
27. It is okay to make out with a girl in a car and then throw her out while her pants is still down
28. She was born to 2 retards who had a kid.....just kidding
29. The Wooden Monkey is a "fantastic" restaurant
30. The Shambhala School in Halifax have their students meditate before school begins
31. Torture victims sometimes hallucinate before they die
32. A person doesn't run through fire in leather suits everyday
33. It is possible to download a ghost
34. Ellen Burstyn was "just soo stunning" in Requiem for a Dream
35. Bill Nighy is kinda se-......attractive. In an older man kinda way
36. I'm the Juggernaut, bitch
37. I *beep* HATE...Goldfrapp
38. Caustration is the best psychological trick to pull on a guy
39. Orange Tic-Tacs make one's mouth fruity
40. I can see more Ellen Page when there are many camera angles on one screen
41. Don't drink rum when it's only you and a guy in a hotel room
42. Marijuana can interfere with the preparation of the dreaded SAT
43. Running for 5 minutes during the opening credits of a movie is totally acceptable
44. I guess testicles are not brass
45. A person is based upon the Nature vs. Nurture factor. Is that person a cute, vindictive little bitch...or did society make that person that way?
46. 4 out of 5 doctors think Hayley Stark is insane!

47. Don't forget the tax receipt when you're donating old clothes
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Feb 03, 2009 9:25 am

48. Despite her tiny frame, Ellen Page possesses the ability to lift a medium-sized man at least 2 or 3 feet off the ground, and carry him on her back.

49. The sight of Eric Thal's bare ass is guaranteed to give you nightmares for a minimum of 8 days straight.

And here's a bonus one that probably doesn't count:

Ellen Page is the host of a talk show on which no one over the age of 50 is welcome. :D
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Feb 03, 2009 9:32 am

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Feb 04, 2009 1:41 am

51. Banana is a great name for a dog
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Feb 04, 2009 2:26 am

Dominik wrote:Please copy the list from the previous post and add your suggestions like this:
That would result in way more scrolling than necessary.
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Feb 04, 2009 2:35 am

I say add them all together in one post when we get to 100.
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Feb 04, 2009 8:12 am

LostPilgrim wrote:I say add them all together in one post when we get to 100.
You're the boss :ohno: :abuse:
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Feb 04, 2009 9:40 am

Yeah, posting them all in every post is a bandwidth nightmare. Anyway, moving on:

52. For all her offbeat and eclectic musical tastes, Ellen Page is still a sucker for the spandex and hairspray-adorned allure of Jon Bon Jovi. 8)
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53. Juno, who was married to Zeus, was really really beautiful, but really really mean... like Diana Ross :laugh:
54. Flavoured condoms look like grape suckers - and apparently make your boyfriends balls taste like pie :biggrin:
55. You should never, NEVER flip someone into a dumpster :haeh:
56. The story of Sylvia Likens :(
57. I learnt what Running Charades were and that if you add tequilla it makes it alot funnier.
58. She's not a huge fan of heels.
59. You can watch Juno 20-30 times and still not be sick of it.
60. She likes camping.
61. The Harbour in Halifax is the second biggest in the world. Sydney being the largest.
62. The Penny Saver sells babies. They're advertised next to the Iguana's.
63. She bought an ex whore house in Halifax that has ghosts in the form of 'sluts at the top of the staircase'.
64. She can play the guitar and sing. Even making up impromptu songs about Jason Reitman.
65. Yuki is a pregnant superhero in a comic.
66. Franklin Roosevelt was the hot one with polio.
67. Ellen Page is extremely inspirational.

And last but not least.

68. Ellen Page has the most awesome fans in the world!
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69. In China they give babies like free ipods and shoot them on in sporting events with t-shirt guns :totalhappy:
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Feb 05, 2009 6:24 am

70. That when I am off my meds, I may run naked thru the fountain at Ridgedale Mall...shreiking "bbrrack I'm a Kraken from the sea".

(Lori stole my fave...Franklin Roosevelt..the hot one with polio) :)

71. Glace Bay, Nova Scotia, has coal mines that go under the sea
72. It's better to pay to go to Stanford University than stay at home and go to Carnegie-Mellon for free
73. "Please" by Mary Gauthier is a really awesome song.
74. Hoodies!
75. Winnipeg has an extensive public bus system (OK so it was really Hamilton)
76. I can sing Kimya Dawson's "Loose Lips"...non-stop until somebody calls the cops...
77. Debbie Dodge is a "knockout b-tch"
78. They really do have shopping malls in Canada
79. Denny Doherty can also raise horses, as well as sing.
80. Shania Twain no longer is my favorite Canadian hottie...

(OK I will let others add...)
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Feb 05, 2009 7:45 am

what is number 26 from?
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Feb 05, 2009 9:03 am

CinemaDust wrote:what is number 26 from?
I think that was just one of the imdb weirdos.
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Feb 05, 2009 9:18 am

81. She often shows up on set wearing a moose head and hockey skates.
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82. Canada only just got the internet.
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Feb 05, 2009 11:25 pm

LostPilgrim wrote:
CinemaDust wrote:what is number 26 from?
I think that was just one of the imdb weirdos.
26. Can make a dude go diarrhea by jerking too hard WTF?! :whatever:

:mad2: That's gross. Someone should come up with something else to replace #26. Freaking IMDB people.
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dodom wrote:Someone should come up with something else to replace #26.
How about 26. Recipes translated from old French may end up tasting like burnt tyres.
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85. Among the many things she has in common with friend Diablo Cody, both have shady pasts as New Kids on the Block fans.
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